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Team Algae Hat

Description: When you support "Team Algea" in Washington DC.

Tags: life, monument, pool, reflecting pool, swimming
We Are Living in the Dumbest Timeline Hat

Description: When you look around and realize we are living in the dumbest timeline

Tags: alt universe, current events, dumb
Dunning Kruger College Hat

Description: Dunning Kruger College, where the motto is "Parnum Scientiar, Nimium Fiduciae" (Too Little Knowledge, too much confidence"

Tags: college, dumb, dunning, kruger, school
Those who can be made to believe absurdities... Hat

Description: Voltaire: "Those who can be made to believe absurdities can be made to commit atrocities."

Tags: absurdity, atrocity, philosopher, philosophy, quotes
Science is Real Hat

Description: Fact: Science is Real and Awesome

Tags: biology, chemist, chemistry, funny, laboratory
People, Right? Hat

Description: When introverts want to acknowledge each other, but talking is forbidden

Tags: anti social, antisocial, funny, funny introvert, humor
Sun and Moon Hat

Description: Elegant Sun and Moon

Tags: moon, solar eclipse, sun moon, victorian
To Be Sane in a world of mad men Hat

Description: "To be sane in a world of mad men is in itself madness," Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Tags: anxiety, anxious, depression, humor, madness
Can We Please Put the Smart People in Charge Now?? Hat

Description: It's about time we put the smart people in charge

Tags: change, clever, funny, humor, intelligent
Dinosaurs didn't Believe in Climate Change Either Hat

Description: Dinosaurs didn't believe in Climate Change Either

Tags: climate action, climate change is real, dinosaur, earth, earth day
I could be meaner Hat

Description: Giving people a heads up...I could be meaner.

Tags: funny meme, go away, i could be meaner, leave me alone, mean
Fueled By Caffeine Hat

Description: Just a heads up.

Tags: caffeine addict, coffee, coffee drinks, coffee is always a good idea, i love coffee
Peaceful Revolution Hat

Description: John F Kennedy Quote: "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."

Tags: jfk, john f kennedy, kennedy, peace, peaceful
Stop Making Stupid People Famous Hat

Description: Can we stop making stupid people famous

Tags: celebrity, fame, famous people, humor, stupid
Equal Rights Hat

Description: Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie

Tags: equal rights amendment, equality, equality for all, equality rights, pie
Everything is a Conspiracy Theory Hat

Description: ...when you don't know how anything works

Tags: conspiracies, conspiracy, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, illuminati
Crying Statue of Liberty Hat

Description: Lady Liberty cries

Tags: crying, lady liberty, patriotic, tears, usa
I am the Silliest Goose Hat

Description: When you are the silliest goose

Tags: animal, cute, funny, geese, goose
Travel is fatal to Prejudice Hat

Description: Mark Twain quote: "Travel is fatal to prejudice"

Tags: adventure, mark twain, prejudice, quotes and sayings, quotes for life
We are All Born Ignorant Hat

Description: Benjamin Franklin quote: "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."

Tags: born ignorant, franklin quote, funny, humor, stupid
No Good Ever Came from Ignoring Scientists Hat

Description: No good ever came from ignoring scientists

Tags: bad ideas, funny science, ignoring science, monster, monster movie
Crows Before Bros Hat

Description: Show your alliance - Crows before Bros

Tags: bros, crow, crows
If the truth shall kill them Hat

Description: Immanuel Kant: "If the truth shall kill them, let them die."

Tags: immanuel kant, kant, philosophy, quote
There are three types of people Hat

Description: George Carlin quote: "There are three types of people: Those who can count, and those who cannot."

Tags: 80s, carlin, comedian, comedy, george carlin
Greatest Braggarts Hat

Description: Jean-Jacques Rousseau quote: "People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little"

Tags: brag, bragging, inspirational, inspirational quote, motivational
Those who fear the facts Hat

Description: Denis Diderot quote: "Those who fear the facts will forever try to discredit the fact-finders."

Tags: denis diderot, fact finders, facts, facts matter, fake news
To Sin By Silence Hat

Description: "To sin by silence, when we should protest, makes cowards out of men" Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Tags: america, american flag, cowards of men, patriotic, political
Why do I care about this planet Hat

Description: back to basics - why do you care about this planet

Tags: climate change, earth, earth day, empathy, environment
Our Country Was Founded on Protest Hat

Description: Our Country Was Founded on Protest

Tags: 1776, colony of england, founded on protest, independence day, stan van gundy
An Evil Enemy...Sun Tzu Quote Hat

Description: Sun Tzu "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes" let's not let it happen here.

Tags: an evil enemy, art of war, no kings day, protest, sun tzu quote
No Kings Hat

Description: No Kings - we do not have any Kings. Simple logo

Tags: kings, no kings in america, no kings since 1776, protest
It's Not a Dad Bod Hat

Description: It's NOT a "Dad Bod", it's a "Father Figure" - show some respect

Tags: dad bods, father figure, fathers day
Dumpster Fire Response Team Hat

Description: When you need to identify your role in society.

Tags: apocalypse, crisis, dumpster, fire, response team
I Need to Stop Expecting Hat

Description: When you need to stop expecting me from other people

Tags: disappointment, disappointments, expectations, expecting, me
Get in Trouble Hat

Description: It's time to get in trouble...necessary trouble

Tags: good trouble, necessary trouble, protest, resist, resistance
World's Okayest DM Hat

Description: when you want to show your DM that they are the "okayest"

Tags: d20, dice, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons, fantasy

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